4. I squee over fictional characters on my favorite TV shows when they wear golf clothes and have long-term plans and drink beer and make out with their girlfriends in the middle of the office as their co-workers do the "Bow-chicka-bow-wow" music and their boss creepily stares at them.

Speaking of boss, boy was Michael's douche meter dialed up in this episode. I wanted to punch him in the face. Though I did love this little number when Pam stood up to him: "You said, 'Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam,' then sneezed in my tea and said it doesn't matter 'cause it was just allergies. Do you remember that?" The mental picture on that one is great.

Hour-long season finale next week. Lotsa things to wrap-up here (Michael/Jan relationship, Toby leaving for Costa Rica, Dwight/Angela/Andy triangle, Jim/Pam proposal, cokehead Ryan...). Gonna be a good one!

*ahem* Anyway, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.


iFeel: anxious
iTunes: "ER"