I HATE THIS JOOOOOB.  Argh, it is the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.

Why am I the one chosen to answer questions from bidders about this damn database?  I don't know what I'm doing!  Have Nick answer questions!  He has a better friggin' idea that I do about this thing and what we want out of it.

Get off my back about Jim Lehrer.  I've already contacted his agent enough times to qualify for the Stalker list, and she's contacted him enough times to qualify as well.  It's on his end right now.  We can't do anything more.  So back the fuck off.

Just because I'm young does not mean I'm a technology genius.  So stop assuming that every time there's a problem with the computer/server/telephone/world that I'll know how to fix it.

To be continued 'cause it's 4:30 and I'm getting out of here before I blow a blood vessel.